salam
sok ade interview
kat KL
hospital baru yg gah tu
hihihi
aku mcm biase tak nah nak prepare ape2
prepare nak menggoreng ajaaa
minyak semua jenis aku ade
cakap jer
minyak senyonyong,,minyak pengasih,,,
haha
minyak bekas goreng ikan pun ade
cukup la tu kannn
interview untuk further study
nak amik master la plak
rase tak cukup lah ilmu kat dada
tapi nk amik master ni byk dugaan kannn?
takpe lah
baru lah best hidup nih
tak gitu
ape pon niat kena betul
barulah berkat ape yang kita usahakan
sebab Tuhan nilai dari usaha ,,bukan sekadar hasil
ape pun
doakan aku nak menggoreng sok nih
tata
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
nak mengadu...=(
salam
aku rase sangat sedihh
sedih yang amat2 sangat
nak mengadu tapi malas
inappropriate pon ade
huhuhu
takpelah
jom buat2 happy
hehehe
hahaha
tengok cite Predator tadi..hihihi...tak ngeri pon.boring adelah!
seb bek bukan aku yg bayar tiket
ngeh2
tata
aku rase sangat sedihh
sedih yang amat2 sangat
nak mengadu tapi malas
inappropriate pon ade
huhuhu
takpelah
jom buat2 happy
hehehe
hahaha
tengok cite Predator tadi..hihihi...tak ngeri pon.boring adelah!
seb bek bukan aku yg bayar tiket
ngeh2
tata
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
bau durian!!
salam
burrrpppp......
sendawa jer bau durian
tak suka tul!
tapi time makan tak ingat dunia
tu pon aku mkn 2 ulas jer
nak amik hati mak mertua...eh.mak mentua..which one is correct eh??
aku ngeri bila ingat calorie level dlm tiap ulas durian tu
pergghhhh!!
kalu dah nama yer mkn durian
means , aku kat kampung laki aku kat perak
ni tokey deghoyan , manggis , langsat ,jambu
hoho
sonang la kalu aku nak mkn manggis
fevret gua tuh
kan i ni ratu...so i pon suka makan ratu buah! =)
berbakul aku mkn manggis tadi..siap duk bersila kat atas lantai dapur mengadap pintu belakang
bukan aku segan nak mkn depan...
tapi sebab senang aku nak baling kulit manggis ke laman belakang umah
hahaha
org tak tau sebab belakang umah ade semak samun!
lagi satu bapak mertua aku nih rajin..suka menyapu kat bawah rumah ni
eheh
menantu hantu!!!
ni balik kampung laki jap
sebab nak wat kenduri doa selamat
sebab aku nanti nak ke Tawau
bukan aku mintak!
mother in law yg beriya2!
hihihi,,gasak le mak
buat lah kenduri ape pon
janji bukan saya yg memasak kannn
saya tolong memakan jer
sekali lagi title menantu hantu dipahat ke dahiku yg licin mulus nih!
heheh
bila ntah nak pi ke Tawau...??
aku pon dah naik pening
jap2 postpone,,jap2 nanti ni lah..tu lah
biasak lah..kalau dah melibatkan implikasi kewangan
gomen dah nak bankrap kut!
nk claim pon susah
gasak ko la pak najib n the gang...janji jgn jadi cam Greece!
tu pon ade possibility kita jadi camtu..
negara ni kocik ajo,,kome laie arif...
hihi,,dah kuor slang perak teman,,,
ape pon
sok menjamu durian dan manggis lagi lah
dah dusun tgh berbuah lebat
tak makan kang ,,nanti balik KL rugi plak
aku rase bukan dah tahap menjamu..tapi tahap nak tido ngn deghoyan pon leh!
lauk pauk pon mesti ade tempoyak
jangan nanti kentut pon bau durian
hahahahaha
ape pon, kawe kalu balik perak..mesti riiiiindu umah kat besut!
uwa...uwa...cepatla abe wey...nok kelik besut!!!
tata
ni lah dia rumah PIL saye,,silalah dtg kalau nk mkn durian free!
burrrpppp......
sendawa jer bau durian
tak suka tul!
tapi time makan tak ingat dunia
tu pon aku mkn 2 ulas jer
nak amik hati mak mertua...eh.mak mentua..which one is correct eh??
aku ngeri bila ingat calorie level dlm tiap ulas durian tu
pergghhhh!!
kalu dah nama yer mkn durian
means , aku kat kampung laki aku kat perak
ni tokey deghoyan , manggis , langsat ,jambu
hoho
sonang la kalu aku nak mkn manggis
fevret gua tuh
kan i ni ratu...so i pon suka makan ratu buah! =)
berbakul aku mkn manggis tadi..siap duk bersila kat atas lantai dapur mengadap pintu belakang
bukan aku segan nak mkn depan...
tapi sebab senang aku nak baling kulit manggis ke laman belakang umah
hahaha
org tak tau sebab belakang umah ade semak samun!
lagi satu bapak mertua aku nih rajin..suka menyapu kat bawah rumah ni
eheh
menantu hantu!!!
ni balik kampung laki jap
sebab nak wat kenduri doa selamat
sebab aku nanti nak ke Tawau
bukan aku mintak!
mother in law yg beriya2!
hihihi,,gasak le mak
buat lah kenduri ape pon
janji bukan saya yg memasak kannn
saya tolong memakan jer
sekali lagi title menantu hantu dipahat ke dahiku yg licin mulus nih!
heheh
bila ntah nak pi ke Tawau...??
aku pon dah naik pening
jap2 postpone,,jap2 nanti ni lah..tu lah
biasak lah..kalau dah melibatkan implikasi kewangan
gomen dah nak bankrap kut!
nk claim pon susah
gasak ko la pak najib n the gang...janji jgn jadi cam Greece!
tu pon ade possibility kita jadi camtu..
negara ni kocik ajo,,kome laie arif...
hihi,,dah kuor slang perak teman,,,
ape pon
sok menjamu durian dan manggis lagi lah
dah dusun tgh berbuah lebat
tak makan kang ,,nanti balik KL rugi plak
aku rase bukan dah tahap menjamu..tapi tahap nak tido ngn deghoyan pon leh!
lauk pauk pon mesti ade tempoyak
jangan nanti kentut pon bau durian
hahahahaha
ape pon, kawe kalu balik perak..mesti riiiiindu umah kat besut!
uwa...uwa...cepatla abe wey...nok kelik besut!!!
tata
ni lah dia rumah PIL saye,,silalah dtg kalau nk mkn durian free!
Friday, July 2, 2010
what a woman should know
salam
thanks to Azrah for allowing me to steal this from her fb
i really like this one...and it is sooo true
u should know these things below,my girlfriends...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...
HOYEAHHHH...!!!!
thanks to Azrah for allowing me to steal this from her fb
i really like this one...and it is sooo true
u should know these things below,my girlfriends...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table... or a charming inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year...
HOYEAHHHH...!!!!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
what a husband need?
i got it from adik Hawa's blog
kelakar nak mampos!
sila sila baca
Installing a husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
Baca artikel ini sepenuhnya untuk tahu apa jawapannya
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
*if i was the Tech Support..i will recommend to install program Kegatalan Melampau 24/7 version 9.5.....
hahahahaaa
kelakar nak mampos!
sila sila baca
Installing a husband
Dear Tech Support,
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
Baca artikel ini sepenuhnya untuk tahu apa jawapannya
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
*if i was the Tech Support..i will recommend to install program Kegatalan Melampau 24/7 version 9.5.....
hahahahaaa
kenapa kahwin??
salam
budak kecik mmg unik
penuh ngn curiosity
and try to understand and adapt adult's world
sounds cute right??
tapi..
kalu dah dekat 40 kali diulang soalan sama
agak2 cute lagi tak??
soalan ni selalu ditanya oleh anak buah aku yg umur 3 tahun lebih ni
lagi2 bila dia tengok aku salam n cium tangan laki aku
"kenapa cik idah kawin?"
mula2 tu mmg lah aku jawab ngn penuh ilmiah
antara jawapan2 aku..sbb cik idah dah besar...sbb sayang...sbb dah smpi waktu..bla..bla..bla
tapi ada sekali aku dah boring menjawab
aku jawab dgn tepat....
"sebab dah GataL!"
hahahhaha
senyap budak tu...sambil tanye lagi...
"bukan gatal .kena garu je ker??"
aku jawab lagi ngn tenang..."ni yang tak buleh digaru2 lagi"
"ooo.....paham2....tapi cik idah...gatal kat mana?" penuh innocent soalan itu
SUDAHHHHH......
ambik ko.....
hahahahahah
last2 aku ajak main basikal
kesimpulannya aku dah biol ngn soalan budak nama Sofia nih
kalu anak aku lama dah aku cepuk...
wakakakaaaaaa
tata
budak kecik mmg unik
penuh ngn curiosity
and try to understand and adapt adult's world
sounds cute right??
tapi..
kalu dah dekat 40 kali diulang soalan sama
agak2 cute lagi tak??
soalan ni selalu ditanya oleh anak buah aku yg umur 3 tahun lebih ni
lagi2 bila dia tengok aku salam n cium tangan laki aku
"kenapa cik idah kawin?"
mula2 tu mmg lah aku jawab ngn penuh ilmiah
antara jawapan2 aku..sbb cik idah dah besar...sbb sayang...sbb dah smpi waktu..bla..bla..bla
tapi ada sekali aku dah boring menjawab
aku jawab dgn tepat....
"sebab dah GataL!"
hahahhaha
senyap budak tu...sambil tanye lagi...
"bukan gatal .kena garu je ker??"
aku jawab lagi ngn tenang..."ni yang tak buleh digaru2 lagi"
"ooo.....paham2....tapi cik idah...gatal kat mana?" penuh innocent soalan itu
SUDAHHHHH......
ambik ko.....
hahahahahah
last2 aku ajak main basikal
kesimpulannya aku dah biol ngn soalan budak nama Sofia nih
kalu anak aku lama dah aku cepuk...
wakakakaaaaaa
tata
knight and day
salam
semalam kan hari rabu
mission nak tgk movie ngn harga murah
abis keja dekat malam
so tgh2 malam kitorg gi Melaka Mall
ada MBO
masa aku survey harga kat internet ,price for each ticket only RM 5
alih2 time bayor
adik manis kat kaunter cakap RM 10
dia cakap sbb movie baru
ceh
lenkali ckp la awal
kang dah tertipu
tapi kann
best lah citerr tu
dah la hero hensemmmmmmmm
Tom Cruise la katakan
rasa nak menggatal je tengok mamat hensem nih
hahahhaahaaa
kelakar giler
aku gelak berdekah2
lawak lah citer ni
dah la Cameron Diaz tu comel dan kelakar org yer
macam gua lar...hihihihihi
tapi aku cun lagi la sket....
citer ni cam ala2 citer The Killers
tapi best dan kelakar lagi....
pi lah tengok
tak rugi la bayar RM10,,,
sedapkan hati sbb mission not accomplished!
ape pon nak bagitau..jangan beli popcorn MBO
tak sedap langsung!
aku dah cakap tak nak beli makanan rapu yg berkalori tinggi tu*cewaah*
tapi laki aku degil cam kepala batu
ha!padan muka tak abis sbb tak sedap....
heheheh
tata
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